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幽默式演講開(kāi)場(chǎng)白
導(dǎo)語(yǔ)： 幽默它是外來(lái)詞，這是一個(gè)音、意兩譯的詞，其表達(dá)恰到好處。下面是小編為你帶來(lái)的幽默式演講開(kāi)場(chǎng)白 ，歡迎閱讀。
幽默式演講開(kāi)場(chǎng)白一：
1. As a speaker, I’ve only had two complaints from audiences. One, that I talk so loud they can’t fall asleep. And two, that I talk so long they can’t stay awake.
2. Some people suffer from stage fright. I don’t. The stage doesn’t bother me at all. It’s the audience that scares the hell out of me!...
3. At one time or another, I think each of us has wished we could turn back the clock. I know if I could turn back the clock just 45 minutes, I’d be the happiest person in this room. Because that’s when I left my speech on the kitchen table...
4. I don’t want to brag, but the last time I did this it brought the audience to its feet. And they never sat down again until they reached their cars...
5. If I’m a little hesitant, you’ll have to excuse me. This is the first after-dinner speech I’ve ever made ---except for yelling at my kids in McDonald’s...
6. I’m not used to speaking to such a large audience. The one thing that gives me courage is that I’m speaking on my favorite subject --- me.
7. People always ask me why I wear a big red ten gallon hat (or some other very noticeable article of clothing) and I tell them. It has to do with taking a positive but practical view of life. For instance, I know that no matter what happens, the good Lord is watching over us. Then again, there are now six billion of us, so I want to make darn sure He can pick me out of the crowd...
幽默式演講開(kāi)場(chǎng)白二：
不好意思，各位，你們來(lái)錯(cuò)地方了，今天的演講取消了;我想我們并不需要什么演講，我們需要的是真心的溝通，那么，我們今天真心的溝通就開(kāi)始了。(一上場(chǎng)就跟聽(tīng)眾講今天的演講取消了，所有人都會(huì)非常驚訝，然后想到底怎么回事?此時(shí)聽(tīng)眾的注意力全都被吸引到了演講者的身上，然后演講者開(kāi)始說(shuō)：“我們今天真心的'溝通就開(kāi)始了。”接下去就開(kāi)始演講，這種方式最大的好處就是能迅速抓住聽(tīng)眾的注意力。)
“朋友們，有些人真是經(jīng)營(yíng)有道，投機(jī)有方啊!有一首《訣竅銘》這一告訴我們：位不在高，頭尖則靈;官不在大，手長(zhǎng)則行;斯是訣竅，唯吾鉆營(yíng);對(duì)上捧粗腿，對(duì)下用私人;吹牛走鴻運(yùn)，拍馬不碰針，可以開(kāi)后門(mén)，講交情。無(wú)正義之細(xì)胞，無(wú)原則之準(zhǔn)繩，煙酒來(lái)開(kāi)道，金錢(qián)能通神。孔子曰：‘何鄙之有’?”
我姓胡，所以我接下來(lái)說(shuō)的是胡言，各位不可當(dāng)真(非正式場(chǎng)合發(fā)言前聲明)我姓古，今天是晚上，天上有那么一點(diǎn)月光，與我和在一起就成了胡了，所以我說(shuō)的可能是胡言亂語(yǔ)，各位不可計(jì)較呀!
LadiesandGentlemen，有請(qǐng)我閃亮登臺(tái)，很喜歡我的請(qǐng)鼓掌，太喜歡我的不要鼓掌，謝謝合作…
這段開(kāi)場(chǎng)白給人們留下了非常坦誠(chéng)、風(fēng)趣幽默的良好印象。不久，在“金話筒之夜”文藝晚會(huì)上，只見(jiàn)他滿臉含笑，對(duì)觀眾說(shuō)：“很高興又見(jiàn)到了你們，很不幸又見(jiàn)到了我…
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